4/10 Lemah
Benjamin
Mengembara bersama keluarga dan kanak-kanak
31 Dis 2025
Let me start by saying the photos on Expedia are doing some *heavy lifting*.
**Location:** Five minutes from Universal! This is true. This is the best thing I can say. Hold onto this fact, because it's all downhill from here.
**First Impressions:** The listing said "hotel." My eyes said "motel."
**Room Condition:** Remember those lamp shades in the photos? In person, they're giving "science experiment gone wrong" with what I can only describe as *decorative* black mold. The shower also features this trendy biological artwork.
**Housekeeping:** housekeeping is available but you walk to the front desk to schedule it. Need towels? That's another trip to the front desk.
**Breakfast:** $12 for "continental breakfast." I don't know what continent they're referencing, but it's definitely not one I've visited.
**Theme Park Shuttles:** They advertise shuttles! They have shuttles! Will those shuttles work with your actual park schedule? Absolutely not. Hope you enjoy leaving Disney at 7 PM and Universal at 6 PM, because apparently these shuttles turn into pumpkins.
Parking: Arrive after 8 PM and you'll find cars parked in what can only generously be called "creative configurations." The middle of the road is apparently fair game.
Noise Level: The housekeeping carts sound like they're training for NASCAR. I genuinely thought a 747 was attempting an emergency landing outside my door.
Would I stay here again? Not unless I was being paid, and even then, I'd need hazard pay
Benjamin
Menginap 4 malam pada Dis 2025






























