So, I did sign up to come to this 2 star hotel, but this was subpar even by the very low bar of what I was expecting. After making a reservation, it took 30 minutes to for the attendant to figure out hoe to make the system check me in. The attendant asked for an additional $50 for a deposit, that I would need to come by in the morning for them to manually refund. The rooms were nonsmoking, butthe ash stains on the endtables and tv stand wouldn't have led me to think that. There was no plug for the tub, no handle to switch from bath to shower (it was broken off), the toilet didn't flush, the sink didn't drain, and the light switch by the door didn't work.
The bed had one pillow, and thin sheets, but was free of bugs.