"I wish I could have seen this place back in the heyday of the weird House on the Rock guy escapades. My son noted that it felt like the House on the Rock had a baby hotel and this place happened. The hotel is clean. The staff was very nice. The game room was underpromoted and one of my son's favorite things. We played foosball, air hockey, pool (billiards) and ping pong. We ran out of time or we would have asked if they had cards to play on the giant cribbage board. The swimming pool was very nice (and clean) too. Areas that feel short. The bed was pretty hard with really old bed spreads, but it was clean. The room was HUGE and clean, but the lighting was low and although kitchy - it felt like it was cobbled together with yard sale finds. I'm not sure how I feel about the rooms being called stalls (knowing house on the rock down the road was all about seggs stuff). The vending machine had only two packages of fruit snacks in it. The free breakfast was not good at all. The first morning the juice machine wasn't turned on leaving only milk, coffee and tea to drink. There were no cold food options (other than cereal) and the warm food tasted weird, like it either was reheated multiple times, or was in the freezer so long it lost what it was supposed to taste like (this included the gravy (for biscuits and gravy), sausage and egg-type circles). No fruit, yogurt, etc. The best part was the local kid, Jack, who taught me about the cargo plane outside."