Humptulips hotels from RM272

"If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to check into a 1950s fever dream, look no further. The location is a 10/10, but the hotel itself is a solid "Time Machine Broken." Walking into the lobby felt less like a vacation and more like an estate sale. The air had that signature "Grandma’s Attic" musk, and the reception featured a glass cabinet of snacks that I’m fairly certain have been there since the Eisenhower administration. They’re also still trying to make "DVD Rentals" a paid thing. In 2026 Speaking of charges—bring a kidney if you’re bringing a dog. They "allow" pets, but its $$$ The walls in our one-bedroom were made of what I can only assume was high-quality tissue paper. I didn't just hear the people in the parking lot; I’m pretty sure I’m now legally a witness to their divorce proceedings. Pro-tip: Don't be fooled by the photos. 90% of them are of the fancy, overpriced restaurant next door. Also, the "walk" to the beach is actually a vertical mountaineering expedition. We enjoyed the workout, but if you aren’t training for the Olympics, you might just want to wave at the ocean from the parking lot. Joking aside, if you like no frills whatsoever, reasonably clean, and decor from almost 70 years ago, this is for you. For me, the price was way too high for what this place was, and I wish I had known about Seabrook (5mins away) before I booked."

"Room was clean and well equipped. Hotel is not identified as America's Best Value in the signage. It is an older single story hotel. Big peeve was no coffee in the room. Cummunal coffee not available until 8AM.Floor was a slab and cold on the feet."

"Good hotel for the money. Good location. Helpful staff. "

"The room smelled heavily of bleach and BO, which was a struggle but the window helped a lot with that. Continental breakfast was mostly an assortment of pre packaged muffins and bagels. Not terrible but nothing to write home about. Parking was tough with a long truck but cars would do just fine Super close beach access. Soft bed and plenty of pillows. Staff was very friendly and attentive. "

"The vibes of the lodge were excellent. You can't expect 5-star spotless rooms when staying at a historic lodge like this, but the vibes are great. Very warm and comfortable with fantastic beds. The bathrooms are small and what you'd expect from an old lodge, but not bad by any means. Having the sink beside the dresser, outside the bathroom, was unique, but again, it's one of those things you just chalk up to being an old lodge. Meanwhile the property grounds are stunning. The entire building and lawn are perfectly kept and adds to the immaculate vibe of the entire place. Staff are kind and warm and it really feels like a homey type place. "

"You can't quite see the beach from the room but it still a nice view. "

"We are doing a week and a half trip and this has been the best place we’ve stayed! The location is great! The pet friendly room was great! We were able to explore the downtown area with ease since we were right there! "

"First time staying here. Amazing staff, very clean. Amenities are above and beyond in my opinion. Swing set, fire pit on demand, courtesy kayaks and boats, short walk to the beach, rooms are cozy and beautiful. Comfortable bed. Everything made this stay very pleasurable. "

"Clean room, staff was very friendly, the breakfast was slim and not a lot of variety or plentiful"