So for the price, it was pretty good. Didn't sleep much because of highway noise, but I expected that. The breakfast and coffee didn't happen, wasn't expecting that. Certainly wasn't expecting the smoking room to not have an ash tray, much less there not being extras at the desk. And really really wasn't expecting a prostitute to knock on my door at 9am.
Checked out early, but yeah. There you go. It's cheap, so set expectations accordingly.