Noriega hotels from RM187

"This hotel was a perfect location right on a beautiful beach. We first had a room on the “nautical themed” side. This side is a lot older and run down feeling than the other more renovated side. We changed rooms at midnight due to three bus loads of kids (not school buses but giant tour buses) being on the floor right above us. These kids were INSANELY loud and unsupervised. You could hear every word they screamed (yes screamed), they were dragging furniture all over the room and congregating and hopping onto each others balconies all while screaming. The “chaperone” was sitting in the hall on his phone and just said there’s nothing he can do when we asked if he could ask them to quiet down. Im a flight attendant so spend half my life in hotel rooms and I have NEVER seen anything as wild and out of control as this place. Eventually at midnight we packed all our things up and the front desk put us in the other side or the hotel which was much better. These kids were everywhere the entire time we were there. The resturant, the common areas. It was like spending our anniversary at an unsupervised kids camp lol. "

"Adolfo was great providing food when we arrived on a Sunday evening. Facilities are excellent. Highly recommended "

"Nice quiet location with a view looking out to sea, rooms massive, fridge a bonus, needs some updating, which I think is in process, but staff are fabulous and friend, parking right out front, its a steep walk back from the beach, so be warned."

"Beautiful place in the mountains with the kind of warm, welcoming, and personal attention one used to get in the old days but is now so absent from the modern hotel machinery. We adored the place and the owners and cannot recommend it highly enough!"