"Probably the strangest hotel I've ever stayed at. If White Lotus and The Shining were merged into a singular hotel, that's this place.
First, you're stopped at a security checkpoint driving up. It takes five minutes to confirm you're on their "list." You will have to redo this every single time you leave or return.
The water in the rooms was brownish. A note in the room said this was a temporary issue, but reading other reviews indicates this has been a 2 YEAR PROBLEM. Even if the water was running, both the bathtub and the sink were closed off in my room. I had to brush my teeth in the shower.
And the hotel staff...stiff, upright, zero personality. They walked and talked as if robots. And I didn't see a single other guest. Just these animatronic workers. Honestly, if I discover the hotel is a cult headquarters it would make more sense than whatever was actually going on.
But the grilled tomatoes at breakfast were good."