We're like a museum tour, but fun. We tell the stories you won't find on the wall labels.

What You Get
Make the most of your museum visit with a self-guided tour through curated highlights and themed tours.

Choose your route:
Highlights (1 hr): The TEN essentials
Grand Tour (2 hrs): Icons + hidden gems
Plain Strange (1 hr): The weirdest paintings at the Tate
Pre-Raphs (1 hr): The top Pre-Raphaelite paintings

Who Is This For?
For the 99% of us who aren’t art historians, we focus on the juicy stories rather than the brushstrokes and colour palettes.

Why Us?
Other apps are generic, copy-pasted from Wikipedia. Ours are written by actual humans who know how to tell a good story. Think of us as visiting a museum with your knowledgeable best friend, or a sold-out-for-months tour guide, minus the hefty price tag.