Oh, where do I begin? My family of six and another family of six just had the most memorable vacation at this beach resort. Sure, the location was a bit far from everything, but who needs to leave the resort when the beach is so beautiful and serene?
And let's talk about the renovation - it added a certain "charm" to the resort. The rubble and debris made us feel like we were on a real adventure. And the staff? They were so friendly and slow that it gave us ample time to fully appreciate the tropical paradise around us. Checking in and out took a while, but hey, that's just more time to soak up the sun and relax.
And don't even get me started on the luggage situation. Carrying our bags up the stairs was an excellent workout and made us feel like we were earning our piña coladas. Speaking of drinks, the bartender was a bit slow, but that just gave us an excuse to take in the stunning view of the ocean while we waited.
Now, the buffet may have been understaffed, but that just added to the authentic experience. Who needs a short line for pancakes when you can really savor the anticipation? And the transportation situation? Let's just say it added some excitement to our trip. Who knew a game of vehicle roulette could be so thrilling?
All in all, if you're looking for a truly unique and unforgettable vacation, this resort is for you. It's not for the faint of heart, but if you're up for a little adventure and a lot of downtime, you won't regret it.